The Infernal, Eternal Hip Engine
by Concert Dancer on May.21, 2012, under Interesting Attire, Skillz
This may be a prank, a Jackass-ready bit of public performance with Spike Jonze or some other relative youngster dressed up in old-age makeup trying to make everyone around uncomfortable with such youthful limber moves. But what if it’s not? What if this really is some old coot with incredible hips that never age, a kind of eternal, perpetual hip movement machine engineered by scientists with a little help from Nordic gods? What THEN!? What, indeed. We don’t have an answer for that, either.
Soundcheck!
by Concert Dancer on May.15, 2012, under Originals
Alert to our friends and fans: People Dancing at Concerts will be featured on the WNYC radio show “Soundcheck” around 2 p.m. EST on Tuesday, May 15 to talk about (what else?) dancing at concerts.
Tune in! We’ll post a link to the audio when it’s available online.
We’ll also be posting some more new videos this week.
The Kid With the Interesting Jacket
by Concert Dancer on May.13, 2012, under Interesting Attire, No Shame, Skillz
“We were all like, ‘Who’s that kid with the racing stripes on his jacket’ and the kid started moving and his moves said, ‘THAT’S who the kid with the racing stripes on his jacket is.’
“None of us could argue with that, so we just watched and hooted and praised his name, which we did not know.”
– Stunned onlooker who declined to give his name
California Boys (With Ties)
by Concert Dancer on Feb.03, 2011, under Interesting Attire, No Shame
Come for the Katy Perry. Stay for the gyrating robot man.
Circle Of Danger And Dance
by Concert Dancer on Feb.02, 2011, under Hard To Watch, Mass Dancing, No Shame
Once upon a time, this would have been the prelude to a ritual killing, but today it’s just harmless dance fun! See how good we’ve got it these days?
Safe Baby Bet
by Concert Dancer on Jan.30, 2011, under No Shame
We’re willing to bet you weren’t rocking this hard when you were a toddler.
Hey, You Wanted A ‘Dancing Area’
by Concert Dancer on Jan.14, 2011, under Drinky-drinky, Hard To Watch, No Shame
Can’t blame a guy for making use of available resources.
My Belly Will Outlive You All!
by Concert Dancer on Jan.10, 2011, under Drinky-drinky, Interesting Attire, No Shame
“You think you’re gonna live another, 60, 70, 80 years? Well, I tell you what. My BELLY is gonna outlive the lot of you! Just look at this thing. Jesus, just check out the hair and the roundness and how it moves to the music. How can something this beautiful ever die? I’ll tell you, buddy. IT CAN’T.”
Only This Gate Understands Me
by Concert Dancer on Dec.14, 2010, under Drinky-drinky, Hard To Watch, No Shame
Maybe we’ll go off together, start a family of half-human, half-steel-rail kids. THEY WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL! Strong, but with good dance moves like me. Hey, YOU SHUT UP! You don’t even understand!
Leave me be. Leave me and my new wife alone. We’ve got some welding to do.
Starvation Cure
by Concert Dancer on Dec.03, 2010, under No Shame, Skillz
When you are in the desert, starving and dying of thirst, and someone gives you a canteen of water, you will gulp it down and swear it’s the best water you ever had.
Same goes for entertainment when you’re sitting, bored, waiting for a show to start.
