Back soon! Be patient!
by Concert Dancer on Jun.20, 2011, under Drinky-drinky

Hard at work at the People Dancing At Concerts HQ
Sorry for the lack of updates the last few months. We’ve been taking a much-needed rest, but we’ll be back soon with some summer concert entries. Keep sending your videos and links to: dancingatconcerts @ gmail.com.
California Boys (With Ties)
by Concert Dancer on Feb.03, 2011, under Interesting Attire, No Shame
Leave a Comment :katy perry, on-stage, pre-show entertainment, ties more...Circle Of Danger And Dance
by Concert Dancer on Feb.02, 2011, under Hard To Watch, Mass Dancing, No Shame
Once upon a time, this would have been the prelude to a ritual killing, but today it’s just harmless dance fun! See how good we’ve got it these days?
Safe Baby Bet
by Concert Dancer on Jan.30, 2011, under No Shame
Leave a Comment :ac/dc, assisted dancing, babies, cover bands, cuteness, outdoor concerts more...Hey, You Wanted A ‘Dancing Area’
by Concert Dancer on Jan.14, 2011, under Drinky-drinky, Hard To Watch, No Shame
1 Comment more...My Belly Will Outlive You All!
by Concert Dancer on Jan.10, 2011, under Drinky-drinky, Interesting Attire, No Shame
“You think you’re gonna live another, 60, 70, 80 years? Well, I tell you what. My BELLY is gonna outlive the lot of you! Just look at this thing. Jesus, just check out the hair and the roundness and how it moves to the music. How can something this beautiful ever die? I’ll tell you, buddy. IT CAN’T.”
Only This Gate Understands Me
by Concert Dancer on Dec.14, 2010, under Drinky-drinky, Hard To Watch, No Shame
Maybe we’ll go off together, start a family of half-human, half-steel-rail kids. THEY WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL! Strong, but with good dance moves like me. Hey, YOU SHUT UP! You don’t even understand!
Leave me be. Leave me and my new wife alone. We’ve got some welding to do.
Starvation Cure
by Concert Dancer on Dec.03, 2010, under No Shame, Skillz
When you are in the desert, starving and dying of thirst, and someone gives you a canteen of water, you will gulp it down and swear it’s the best water you ever had.
Same goes for entertainment when you’re sitting, bored, waiting for a show to start.
Shakira Does The Loca
by Concert Dancer on Nov.29, 2010, under Celebrities, Interesting Attire, Skillz
Leave a Comment more...Mission For James
by Concert Dancer on Nov.29, 2010, under Drinky-drinky, Skillz
Listen, James, if it was up to me, I’d hop on a plane myself and get it done, but I can’t.
You’re going to have to do it. I’m entrusting you, James, with this mission.
Now, I know that they’re your friends and that you like to hang out, but I need you to be a professional here. I need you to stand next to them at the Kenny Chesney show and as soon as they start wiggling and flailing and moving their upper limbs like goddamned used car lot inflatable wind puppets you need to show them.
Do it quickly. Do it well. Show them how to dance at a concert because if you don’t, the brass are going to have my ass on a pike outside the Pentagon and you, me and this whole operation will have failed.
Make me proud, James. School those sloppy shimmy dorks how to really dance. Just stand next to them and blow their fucking minds with that magic you’ve got in those well-oiled joints of yours.
Do it for me, but more importantly, James, do it for your country.
