My Future’s So Bright…
by Concert Dancer on Oct.16, 2009, under Hard To Watch, Interesting Attire, No Shame
(65 seconds earlier…) “OK, you guys ready? Put on the sunglasses. Yes, even you, Jake. Especially you. It’s not gonna work if we’re not wearing them. Oh my God, Chad, what the fuck are those!? I specifically said in my text NOT TO WEAR JOHN LENNON GRANNY GLASSES! Here, you can have my spares. ‘Big, dark plastic sunglasses,’ I said. Jeez. Follow fucking instructions for once in your life. All right, you guys ready? Sherry, you got the camera? OK, boys, let’s do this. The Internet can’t wait any longer for our awesomeness. 1-2-3, GO!”
