You Guys, Come ON, Y’all!
by Concert Dancer on Jul.07, 2010, under Interesting Attire, No Shame
What is WRONG with y’all? Am I the only one who brought my dancin’ shoes and my good dancin’ fist and my spirit and THE LORD here? Because I don’t see any of y’all dancing, and I thought we came here to have a good time. Sheryl! I see you up front. Girl, why aren’t you dancin’?! Did you drive all the way out here just to sit on your little heinie. Because that’s not the plan that’s gonna get your emotions in motions, are y’all FEELING ME!?
OK, look, that’s all right. Y’all OBVIOUSLY aren’t feeling it like I’m feeling it, and that’s a shame and all, but don’t think for a second y’all can stop ME from getting up and shaking my arm and showing off my new green shirt that I just bought at Penney’s. Don’t y’all think that for A SECOND.
I’m gonna dance. Y’all can just sit around like logs and tap your feet or whatever. I’ll be up here dancing and praising the Lord and being AWESOME.

July 15th, 2010 on 3:11 am
; )!!!