We want it like this guy’s got it. Two or three times. We will have what he is having! Breakfast, lunch and dinner! [Did we belabor this a bit? We have have belabored...]

You might think this dance is awful, even unwatchable, perhaps an affront to all that we hold dear as humans with rhythm. You might even be right. But if you look at is a dance of humility in praise of all that lawn furniture has done for us, then it sort of works. Just barely.

This isn’t a concert, truth be told, but a sporting event (something called “basket-ball?” Every heard of it?) — however, we think you will not complain once you see this amazing dance. SLAM DUNK!

… in which we celebrate the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl. Who dat? Dat’s fans dancing.

The only way this could be more jammy is if they were wearing pajamas-jammies and eating jam.

You may have forgotten already, but this guy is single-handedly keeping the spirit of Michael Jackson alive. All by himself.

It’s not intentional that we keep posting videos of people dancing at Lady Gaga concerts, but apparently that’s the only concert people seem to be going to and where they all dance. At least this one has a painful-looking face-first floor flop. Enjoy that! It’s at around 0:32.

Yes, that’s really Rush Limbaugh dancing to Lady Gaga’s Poker Face at the Miss America Pageant. We just wish we could see his p-p-p-porker face in a close-up.

Remember when we said we’d be back in January? We made it back just under the wire. Enjoy this hot Puerto Rican Parade granny action.

From Santa.