You might think this dance is awful, even unwatchable, perhaps an affront to all that we hold dear as humans with rhythm. You might even be right. But if you look at is a dance of humility in praise of all that lawn furniture has done for us, then it sort of works. Just barely.

… in which we celebrate the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl. Who dat? Dat’s fans dancing.

You may have forgotten already, but this guy is single-handedly keeping the spirit of Michael Jackson alive. All by himself.

Remember when we said we’d be back in January? We made it back just under the wire. Enjoy this hot Puerto Rican Parade granny action.

You can dance at an Iron Maiden concert, you can take your shirt off at an Iron Maiden and you can get drunk at an Iron Maiden concert, but doing all three at once is not something we advise.

The shame in this is not that she falls in front of Lady Gaga’s big audience, but that this is after the second time she got up there, having fallen the first time as well.

You’ve heard of being “Hopped up on goofballs,” right? This guy is hopped up on himself. BECAUSE HE IS A GOOFBALL!

These ladies are having a great time even if the guys around them aren’t. Next time, ladies, leave those dudes at home.

Fellow concertgoers: you get high-fives. Musical performers: I’m gonna give you some high-fives. These United States of America: you get high-fives. India in the house!: here’s some high-fives for you. For everybody who’s ever been in love: I brought you these dual high-fives. Ronnie: you get high-fives! Sheila: high-fives! To all the firefights: please accept these high-fives of respect! Dear Mama: high-fives of love. All the West Side: HIGH-FIVES! YOU: HIGH-FIVES! EVERYBODY, GOD, THE UNIVERSE, ALL OF THAT: HIGH-FIVES!!!!!!!!!!

The danger of not choosing a specific air guitar specialty: is this an air guitarist who stands or kneels? One who strums a bass, an electric guitar or his own flaccid wang? This is the danger of being a jack of all air guitar trades and a master of none. And, probably, being completely shitfaced while performing.