Hard To Watch
Once upon a time, this would have been the prelude to a ritual killing, but today it’s just harmless dance fun! See how good we’ve got it these days?
Maybe we’ll go off together, start a family of half-human, half-steel-rail kids. THEY WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL! Strong, but with good dance moves like me. Hey, YOU SHUT UP! You don’t even understand!
Leave me be. Leave me and my new wife alone. We’ve got some welding to do.
We’d say be glad he’s not your dad, but until the paternity test comes back, we’ll just keep our mouths shut.
It’s a guy with a yellow hat, you’re looking for, not a guy with a yellow visor. This is just a guy taking air instrumentation to new highs/lows. Please move on, monkey.
Today, I danced out by the Port-a-Potties at the Black Eyed Peas concert. Some girls walked by. One of them got close to me. I wanted to talk to her, but instead I danced.
And then I danced. And then I danced some more. I grooved and I popped and I put a drink on my head to keep me cool and I blew some minds, I think. I really think I got through to some people.
It was a good day.
Yellow Hat Man
For the first time, we bring you STEREO PEOPLE DANCING AT CONCERTS VISION! A dance so powerful, so important, so mindblowing that you will see it from two different perspectives!
One woman. Multiple hops. Two videos. Two legs and arms. One massive beat (made up of a lot of individual beats). One music break and A Capella breakdown. At least six shimmies. Three WOOs!
You cannot count the value we are bringing to you with mere numbers! You have to feel this. Uh… dawg?
You are welcome, Internet!