People Dancing At Concerts » Hard To Watch

Circle Of Danger And Dance

Concert Dancer — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 16:54:52 +0000

Once upon a time, this would have been the prelude to a ritual killing, but today it’s just harmless dance fun! See how good we’ve got it these days?

Hey, You Wanted A ‘Dancing Area’

Concert Dancer — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 16:29:17 +0000

Can’t blame a guy for making use of available resources.

Only This Gate Understands Me

Concert Dancer — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:36:04 +0000

Maybe we’ll go off together, start a family of half-human, half-steel-rail kids. THEY WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL! Strong, but with good dance moves like me. Hey, YOU SHUT UP! You don’t even understand!

Leave me be. Leave me and my new wife alone. We’ve got some welding to do.

Loosey Goosey They Call Me Brucey?

Concert Dancer — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 03:23:36 +0000

This is what happens when well-cooked noodles take on human form.

Concert Dancer, Film Thyself

Concert Dancer — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 02:47:39 +0000

It’s kind of nice when they do the work for us.

Two Hours Earlier…

Concert Dancer — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 04:36:00 +0000

“ELLEN! ELLEN! Get my white humpin’ shorts! We’re goin’ out!”

Who Dat Dad?

Concert Dancer — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 05:35:42 +0000

We’d say be glad he’s not your dad, but until the paternity test comes back, we’ll just keep our mouths shut.

Dear Curious George

Concert Dancer — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 04:35:28 +0000

It’s a guy with a yellow hat, you’re looking for, not a guy with a yellow visor. This is just a guy taking air instrumentation to new highs/lows. Please move on, monkey.

The Yellow Hat Diaries

Concert Dancer — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 04:39:39 +0000

Dear Diary,

Today, I danced out by the Port-a-Potties at the Black Eyed Peas concert. Some girls walked by. One of them got close to me. I wanted to talk to her, but instead I danced.

And then I danced. And then I danced some more. I grooved and I popped and I put a drink on my head to keep me cool and I blew some minds, I think. I really think I got through to some people.

It was a good day.

Yellow Hat Man

So Good You Have To Watch It From Two Angles

Concert Dancer — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:20:16 +0000

For the first time, we bring you STEREO PEOPLE DANCING AT CONCERTS VISION! A dance so powerful, so important, so mindblowing that you will see it from two different perspectives!

One woman. Multiple hops. Two videos. Two legs and arms. One massive beat (made up of a lot of individual beats). One music break and A Capella breakdown. At least six shimmies. Three WOOs!

You cannot count the value we are bringing to you with mere numbers! You have to feel this. Uh… dawg?

You are welcome, Internet!