Come for the Katy Perry. Stay for the gyrating robot man.

“You think you’re gonna live another, 60, 70, 80 years? Well, I tell you what. My BELLY is gonna outlive the lot of you! Just look at this thing. Jesus, just check out the hair and the roundness and how it moves to the music. How can something this beautiful ever die? I’ll tell you, buddy. IT CAN’T.”

Shakira asks, “Do you remember the Lambada dance?”

DO WE!?!

When he danced, this Man of Squeal, someone yelled out, “What’s your Kryptonite?”

As he grabbed his crotch and thrusted, he yelled back, “When someone turns off the music!”

We’ve always wanted to see Monsters of Concert Dance, but now that we’ve seen it, we are too awed to go on and on about it.

While you were texting and nodding your head at the band, this man was p0wning your unwrinkled ASS.

You didn’t even know it.

This is what happens when well-cooked noodles take on human form.

Starting at about 0:28, we begin to see the way the universe was created out of chaos, not with a gigantic explosion, but with a modest little bit of popping.

Another year, another Austin City Limits Festival and its annual allotment of dance craziness. We leave you this year with this very talented dancing chicken. Until next year!

…that he has the most beautiful dance?