People Dancing At Concerts » Interesting Attire

I Dance Alone. Uh, Over By The Trashcans

Concert Dancer — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:43:43 +0000

Hey, y’all. I know you to get up close and be near the band and stuff, but, there’s lots of room back over here! By the trashcans!

Really, it doesn’t even smell or anything. Why don’t some of y’all come back here. There’s no smoke or sweaty people. Just me, dancing around. I won’t even bother you. I’ll just do some of my sweet moves and you can watch or jump in or not. You know, whatever. It’s cool.

Come on back, all right?

Please?

I’ve Got Jazz!

Concert Dancer — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:57:32 +0000

Shut up, Fosse. I GOT THIS.

We Had Our Doubts When You Told Us…

Concert Dancer — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 04:43:34 +0000

… but, OK, you win. Your dad IS pretty awesome.

Triple-Landscape Man

Concert Dancer — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 04:28:36 +0000

This one won’t seem like much unless you skip ahead or stick with it until about 2:21 when the true glory of this video becomes evident.

You have to be patient with these things sometimes.

Thrashing Bird-Man Of Orange Carnivore Shirt Land

Concert Dancer — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:00:47 +0000

We’re not sure because of the way this video flips from sideways to right-side-up, but we think this dude is being eaten alive by his own oversized orange shirt. Should we help him, maybe?

You Guys, Come ON, Y’all!

Concert Dancer — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:50:23 +0000

What is WRONG with y’all? Am I the only one who brought my dancin’ shoes and my good dancin’ fist and my spirit and THE LORD here? Because I don’t see any of y’all dancing, and I thought we came here to have a good time. Sheryl! I see you up front. Girl, why aren’t you dancin’?! Did you drive all the way out here just to sit on your little heinie. Because that’s not the plan that’s gonna get your emotions in motions, are y’all FEELING ME!?

OK, look, that’s all right. Y’all OBVIOUSLY aren’t feeling it like I’m feeling it, and that’s a shame and all, but don’t think for a second y’all can stop ME from getting up and shaking my arm and showing off my new green shirt that I just bought at Penney’s. Don’t y’all think that for A SECOND.

I’m gonna dance. Y’all can just sit around like logs and tap your feet or whatever. I’ll be up here dancing and praising the Lord and being AWESOME.

World Cup Week: Tunisia

Concert Dancer — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:50:46 +0000

Can you feel the fan power! Spin, spin! Like the soccer ball!

We Are Futbol’d Over

Concert Dancer — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:51:05 +0000

You don’t have to be a famous Portuguese soccer player to look good when you dance at a concert, but goddamned if it doesn’t help.

The Sandal Dance

Concert Dancer — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 05:37:32 +0000

As the video evidence suggests, it doesn’t work as a mating dance, it turns out.

He Mom-Cuckolded You

Concert Dancer — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:11:57 +0000

You thought you got a good laugh at this guy at the festival, calling him “Cletus” and “Jim Varney” and trying to read the back of his tie-dyed shirt. When he left early, you joked that he was going to fix a carburetor for the Dukes of Hazzard and then make some moonshine for Tom Petty.

Who was laughing hardest when you got home late and found him in bed with your mother in a twisted mass of sunburned limbs and hair?

Who was laughing then?