Another concert, another couple of girls flailing their arms like odd tropical birds, but the real story here is Mr. Poker Face on the right, trying not to express himself while everything inside him screams, “DANCE! DANCE!”

Also, according to the YouTube description, the guy in front of these girls ended up getting beer spilled all over him. Bonus!

“Yes! This is what they said college would be like and they were so right!”

Sometimes a musical group will put out its own videos of fans dancing at its own concerts. Sometimes those videos have a lot of people sitting in chairs watching. Such is the case with the band BluzBenders, which as you can see, is rocking parts of Missouri.

We’re not sure what to make of this Drake guy, honestly, but apparently he has the power to cause near-riots at a free concert. Look, if your concert should turn into a riot, there’s no reason why you can’t dance. Hell, some of the best dancing happens under adverse circumstances and the more you’re dancing and swinging your arms, *the less chance you’ll be some defenseless schmoe getting smacked in the face because you were just standing there getting crushed.

* Assumption not confirmed or verified. Use with caution.

Can you feel the fan power! Spin, spin! Like the soccer ball!

Fans from Nigeria dancing in Canada in 2007.

You WISH you can dance that well with a dog in your arm when you’re that age.

In honor of the end of Lost, we present this bit of island dancing. It’s probably a DJ playing and not a live band, but who cares? It’s on Bora Bora and Spider-Man is dancing with two girls! We’ll take that over a drunk shirtless guy at a Cheap Trick concert any day.

Is crowd surfing really a kind of dancing? Dance experts have been debating this for tens of thousands of years, but unfortunately the ones who began the conversation are now all dead and the ones who currently serve probably aren’t even aware that these conversations existed. Keeping a written record is not a dance expert’s strong suit. (What IS a strong suit? A reinforced leotard.) Anyhoo, crowd surfing, we can all agree, is definitely not dancing when it’s done this badly.

We’re willing to guess fewer people dance at an actual Proclaimers concert than do in this video of a cover band called Fubar.

Just a guess.