… in which we celebrate the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl. Who dat? Dat’s fans dancing.

The only way this could be more jammy is if they were wearing pajamas-jammies and eating jam.

Prepare for sensory overload.

There are far too many human foibles in this concert video to break down in this short space, but let us just say that if someone ever invites us to a Phish concert, we’ll be torn between the instinct to document the sociology there and the urge to run to the hills, screaming, “NOOOO!” The hills will probably win out.

Sometimes we wonder if the Jonas Brothers look out into the audience before a show, see stuff like this going on and say, “Nuh uh, no way. We are NOT going out there. Those girls are crazy and they will tear us into tiny bits with their energy.” That probably never happens, but it doesn’t stop us from imagining that.

Sometimes, and this happens sparingly, beautiful people come together to do skillful dancing that pleases the eyes of all around. It’s an unselfish act to perform this way, to engage in a three-way layered delight of movement. We should all be thankful. Until the moment a dude walks by with his shirt pulled up and his belly hanging out like he’s airing out the bellybutton cheese. Fuck that guy.

Would a T-shirt manufacturer please get out to Burning Man and help these people! They need help! Seriously! Threads, guys! Nothing fancy, no ring-Ts or heavy fiber, just the basics. Oh, and while you’re out there assisting, be careful that Mr. Sparkly Green Wig doesn’t take your photo. We have a feeling that jackass is up to no good.

You thought your home country knew how to dance at concerts? No, no, no, sir. THIS country knows how to dance at concerts. We wish we knew what country it was so we could go there. And dance.

We had a whole hilarious snarky thing in mind to say about this video, but watching it a second time melted the part of our brain that does all that. Guuuhh… viddeeooo not sooo baadddddd… send braine surgun pleeeze.

…these guys are having more fun in 30 seconds than you will have all week. Sorry to put it out there like that, but it’s probably true.