Once upon a time, this would have been the prelude to a ritual killing, but today it’s just harmless dance fun! See how good we’ve got it these days?

Seriously, we don’t care how good you or your band are, you are not going to be the center of attention once this guy gets on stage. You’re basically just the accompaniment. Live with that, Plain White T’s.

You don’t associate bright flashing lights without outdoor festivals, but screw it, it’s LCD Soundsystem. EVERYBODY DANCE!

This week, we’re posting fresh new dance videos from the weekend’s Austin City Limits Festival. If you have any we should add from this year’s Fest, just drop us an e-mail and let us know where to find it. For now, enjoy this shirtless man-boy dancing his ass off to Girl Talk.

We live with shame every day. Screw living with it at a Cypress Hill concert, too.

Masks off! Shirts off! Glasses and crazy hair on!

Shit’s about to get freaky and it’s about to get real.

Like really real.

We hope the crowd has something left for when Adam Lambert actually hits the stage.

When life gives you shoulders, you make shoulder-dance-ade! It’s so simple, really.

Another concert, another couple of girls flailing their arms like odd tropical birds, but the real story here is Mr. Poker Face on the right, trying not to express himself while everything inside him screams, “DANCE! DANCE!”

Also, according to the YouTube description, the guy in front of these girls ended up getting beer spilled all over him. Bonus!

“Yes! This is what they said college would be like and they were so right!”

Sometimes a musical group will put out its own videos of fans dancing at its own concerts. Sometimes those videos have a lot of people sitting in chairs watching. Such is the case with the band BluzBenders, which as you can see, is rocking parts of Missouri.