We’re not sure what to make of this Drake guy, honestly, but apparently he has the power to cause near-riots at a free concert. Look, if your concert should turn into a riot, there’s no reason why you can’t dance. Hell, some of the best dancing happens under adverse circumstances and the more you’re dancing and swinging your arms, *the less chance you’ll be some defenseless schmoe getting smacked in the face because you were just standing there getting crushed.

* Assumption not confirmed or verified. Use with caution.

Can you feel the fan power! Spin, spin! Like the soccer ball!

Fans from Nigeria dancing in Canada in 2007.

You WISH you can dance that well with a dog in your arm when you’re that age.

In honor of the end of Lost, we present this bit of island dancing. It’s probably a DJ playing and not a live band, but who cares? It’s on Bora Bora and Spider-Man is dancing with two girls! We’ll take that over a drunk shirtless guy at a Cheap Trick concert any day.

Is crowd surfing really a kind of dancing? Dance experts have been debating this for tens of thousands of years, but unfortunately the ones who began the conversation are now all dead and the ones who currently serve probably aren’t even aware that these conversations existed. Keeping a written record is not a dance expert’s strong suit. (What IS a strong suit? A reinforced leotard.) Anyhoo, crowd surfing, we can all agree, is definitely not dancing when it’s done this badly.

We’re willing to guess fewer people dance at an actual Proclaimers concert than do in this video of a cover band called Fubar.

Just a guess.

… in which we celebrate the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl. Who dat? Dat’s fans dancing.

The only way this could be more jammy is if they were wearing pajamas-jammies and eating jam.

Prepare for sensory overload.