People Dancing At Concerts » Skillz

Knee Dance Mockery

Concert Dancer — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:48:21 +0000

We cannot wholly endorse wholesale mockery of a concert dancer, as this kind of goes against our mission, but we can’t deny when it’s done as skillfullly as this and captured on camera.

It does really make us want to mock the mocker, though.

All Right, Family Meeting!

Concert Dancer — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 03:37:57 +0000

Did one of you tell grandma that maybe, perhaps, someday we might think about putting her in a “assisted-living facility?” Not a nursing home. An “assisted-living facility,” which is much nicer, we think.

Well, whichever one of you little bastards yapped, take a look in front of the stage and see what you’ve done.

Now we’ll never get her back in the car.

With The Kicking, This Guy

Concert Dancer — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:16:13 +0000

Just don’t kick us and we’ll be cool, a’ight?

Trying To Get Something Going Here

Concert Dancer — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:07:28 +0000

These things take effort sometimes. Dancing at a concert in a way that’s worth the attention doesn’t just happen. You gotta start small, get some moves going, start up the cyclone with a little lawnmower pull-cable action.

So… uh… is anybody watching yet? Should I funk it up harder?

Hold Your Head Up! (To Block People Behind You)

Concert Dancer — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:23:53 +0000

We had a sweet dream once. It was to watch a girl stand at the front of the balcony section and dance through an entire cover song by Leona Lewis.

IT TOTALLY CAME TRUE!

World Cup Week: Nigeria

Concert Dancer — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:30:10 +0000

Fans from Nigeria dancing in Canada in 2007.

He Mom-Cuckolded You

Concert Dancer — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:11:57 +0000

You thought you got a good laugh at this guy at the festival, calling him “Cletus” and “Jim Varney” and trying to read the back of his tie-dyed shirt. When he left early, you joked that he was going to fix a carburetor for the Dukes of Hazzard and then make some moonshine for Tom Petty.

Who was laughing hardest when you got home late and found him in bed with your mother in a twisted mass of sunburned limbs and hair?

Who was laughing then?

Moment Of Glory

Concert Dancer — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 04:02:16 +0000

For anyone who’s ever dreamed of being on stage and showing the world what’s inside your soul…

For anyone who’s ever been stuck in a dead-end job and wished for one shining moment of grace in front of a large crowd of people…

For anyone who has ridiculous dance moves and has no problem performing them in public…

For anyone who ever wished they could be hated and admired by thousands of people at once…

… it’s too late. This guy beat you to it.

I Dance The Line

Concert Dancer — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:58:46 +0000

You WISH you can dance that well with a dog in your arm when you’re that age.

First Lady Of Concert Dancing

Concert Dancer — Fri, 28 May 2010 05:10:05 +0000

If the First Lady and her kids can cut loose at a concert when they know they’re probably on camera, the rest of us have no excuse not to, America.