People Dancing At Concerts

Back soon! Be patient!

Concert Dancer — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 17:20:03 +0000

Hard at work at the People Dancing At Concerts HQ

Sorry for the lack of updates the last few months. We’ve been taking a much-needed rest, but we’ll be back soon with some summer concert entries. Keep sending your videos and links to: dancingatconcerts @ gmail.com.

California Boys (With Ties)

Concert Dancer — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 15:14:26 +0000

Come for the Katy Perry. Stay for the gyrating robot man.

Circle Of Danger And Dance

Concert Dancer — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 16:54:52 +0000

Once upon a time, this would have been the prelude to a ritual killing, but today it’s just harmless dance fun! See how good we’ve got it these days?

Safe Baby Bet

Concert Dancer — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 05:51:43 +0000

We’re willing to bet you weren’t rocking this hard when you were a toddler.

Hey, You Wanted A ‘Dancing Area’

Concert Dancer — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 16:29:17 +0000

Can’t blame a guy for making use of available resources.

My Belly Will Outlive You All!

Concert Dancer — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:27:04 +0000

“You think you’re gonna live another, 60, 70, 80 years? Well, I tell you what. My BELLY is gonna outlive the lot of you! Just look at this thing. Jesus, just check out the hair and the roundness and how it moves to the music. How can something this beautiful ever die? I’ll tell you, buddy. IT CAN’T.”

Only This Gate Understands Me

Concert Dancer — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:36:04 +0000

Maybe we’ll go off together, start a family of half-human, half-steel-rail kids. THEY WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL! Strong, but with good dance moves like me. Hey, YOU SHUT UP! You don’t even understand!

Leave me be. Leave me and my new wife alone. We’ve got some welding to do.

Starvation Cure

Concert Dancer — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:18:28 +0000

When you are in the desert, starving and dying of thirst, and someone gives you a canteen of water, you will gulp it down and swear it’s the best water you ever had.

Same goes for entertainment when you’re sitting, bored, waiting for a show to start.

Shakira Does The Loca

Concert Dancer — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 05:40:47 +0000

Shakira asks, “Do you remember the Lambada dance?”

DO WE!?!

Mission For James

Concert Dancer — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 06:18:57 +0000

Listen, James, if it was up to me, I’d hop on a plane myself and get it done, but I can’t.

You’re going to have to do it. I’m entrusting you, James, with this mission.

Now, I know that they’re your friends and that you like to hang out, but I need you to be a professional here. I need you to stand next to them at the Kenny Chesney show and as soon as they start wiggling and flailing and moving their upper limbs like goddamned used car lot inflatable wind puppets you need to show them.

Do it quickly. Do it well. Show them how to dance at a concert because if you don’t, the brass are going to have my ass on a pike outside the Pentagon and you, me and this whole operation will have failed.

Make me proud, James. School those sloppy shimmy dorks how to really dance. Just stand next to them and blow their fucking minds with that magic you’ve got in those well-oiled joints of yours.

Do it for me, but more importantly, James, do it for your country.