Maybe we’ll go off together, start a family of half-human, half-steel-rail kids. THEY WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL! Strong, but with good dance moves like me. Hey, YOU SHUT UP! You don’t even understand!

Leave me be. Leave me and my new wife alone. We’ve got some welding to do.

Another concert, another couple of girls flailing their arms like odd tropical birds, but the real story here is Mr. Poker Face on the right, trying not to express himself while everything inside him screams, “DANCE! DANCE!”

Also, according to the YouTube description, the guy in front of these girls ended up getting beer spilled all over him. Bonus!

It’s all well and good to have body moves, but never forget that your face is in the game, too. If your face isn’t dancing along with your body, you’re just a person who’s only dancing from the shoulders down.

These ladies are having a great time even if the guys around them aren’t. Next time, ladies, leave those dudes at home.