This takes place before a Journey concert. Our hero dances in the aisles to entertain, relieving the pre-show boredom and loosening his own joints. You could make fun if you like, but this is much better than any Journey that doesn’t include Steve Perry.

…these guys are having more fun in 30 seconds than you will have all week. Sorry to put it out there like that, but it’s probably true.

Bald, blue chest, mottled rear, darting activity as if seeking prey. Excellent preening. It is a shame he is not a bird, because he would be excellent at it.

Venezuelan pop-disco music has been proven to make everyone dance, even dudes you didn’t think could boogie. Oh yes, they can boogie. At the right time in the right place with the right Venezuelan pop-disco music, they will boogie until your eyes fall out from all the watching you will be doing. Watch your eyes.

(Note: This is our first original HD video for the site from footage shot at Austin City Limits Festival. We hope to bring you more of these in the future after we post more ACL videos this week!)

What happens when you soak a noodle person in water for 10 minutes.

You are learning well, Grasshopper. At least the part about jumping around like a grasshopper. Maybe we’ll get some martial arts training in there someday, too.

You may laugh, but this is actually the president of Norway. He takes pride in his appearance. You really ought to open your mind, you silly American.

The concert’s not over until Wendell SAYS that the concert is over. You are not going anywhere.

Give it up for my homie in F18 at the Taylor Swift concert! I helped him pick out the yellow shirt so he’d stand out.

It’s certainly not the most efficient way to protect against skin cancer, but dancing a black T-shirt over one shoulder might help. A little. Maybe.