They had to have been just a little jealous of that metal partition.

SIMMONS! Get in here. Oh, stop smiling. It doesn’t suit your square face.

Simmons, I called you into my office to tell you I’m letting you go home early for the day. I found an interesting video on The YouTubes and I plan to watch it for the rest of the afternoon. These women I found are CRAZY. Not that it’s any of your business.

So, Simmons, please turn off my light and shut the door behind you as you leave. If you see anyone else in the foyer, tell them to leave me in peace until at least 5:30 p.m. Oh, good lord, can these women shake it. It’s like they’ve got a spasm. Or the vapors. I just know it’s lunchtime and they’re serving up the tasties.

Please leave, Simmons. You’ve overstayed your welcome. Don’t make me fire your ass.

GET OUT, SIMMONS.