People Dancing At Concerts

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The Infernal, Eternal Hip Engine

by on May.21, 2012, under Interesting Attire, Skillz

This may be a prank, a Jackass-ready bit of public performance with Spike Jonze or some other relative youngster dressed up in old-age makeup trying to make everyone around uncomfortable with such youthful limber moves. But what if it’s not? What if this really is some old coot with incredible hips that never age, a kind of eternal, perpetual hip movement machine engineered by scientists with a little help from Nordic gods? What THEN!? What, indeed. We don’t have an answer for that, either.

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My Belly Will Outlive You All!

by on Jan.10, 2011, under Drinky-drinky, Interesting Attire, No Shame

“You think you’re gonna live another, 60, 70, 80 years? Well, I tell you what. My BELLY is gonna outlive the lot of you! Just look at this thing. Jesus, just check out the hair and the roundness and how it moves to the music. How can something this beautiful ever die? I’ll tell you, buddy. IT CAN’T.”

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And You Will Know Me By My Crazy Chicken Stomp

by on Aug.18, 2010, under Drinky-drinky, No Shame

And the prophesy did say that one day, a man would come who rolled upon his back while air-guitaring, stood on his mighty feet and stomped like a goose, then bobbed his head with a woman of his choosing like some drunken, magnificent chicken.

Did we cheer when this prophesy, in the year two thousand and ten, did come true.

We did cheer.

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He Mom-Cuckolded You

by on Jun.03, 2010, under Interesting Attire, No Shame, Skillz

You thought you got a good laugh at this guy at the festival, calling him “Cletus” and “Jim Varney” and trying to read the back of his tie-dyed shirt. When he left early, you joked that he was going to fix a carburetor for the Dukes of Hazzard and then make some moonshine for Tom Petty.

Who was laughing hardest when you got home late and found him in bed with your mother in a twisted mass of sunburned limbs and hair?

Who was laughing then?

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Circle In The Grass

by on Oct.27, 2009, under Interesting Attire, Mass Dancing, No Shame

We had a whole hilarious snarky thing in mind to say about this video, but watching it a second time melted the part of our brain that does all that. Guuuhh… viddeeooo not sooo baadddddd… send braine surgun pleeeze.

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Hippiespotting

by on Oct.14, 2009, under Drinky-drinky, Hard To Watch, Interesting Attire, No Shame

Bald, blue chest, mottled rear, darting activity as if seeking prey. Excellent preening. It is a shame he is not a bird, because he would be excellent at it.

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Age Of Aquari-Us

by on Sep.07, 2009, under Mass Dancing, No Shame, Skillz

Like Thriller, but fewer zombies, more hippies and your parents know all the moves.

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