That’s why they call Paul McCartney a “Sir.” That’s what makes the girls dance this way.

We have no quarrel with this one.

In which a Sheryl Crow fan confuses a musical performance with a speed bag session at the boxing gym.

It’s not intentional that we keep posting videos of people dancing at Lady Gaga concerts, but apparently that’s the only concert people seem to be going to and where they all dance. At least this one has a painful-looking face-first floor flop. Enjoy that! It’s at around 0:32.

This guy’s in it for the long haul. The long, painful, embarrassing full-length haul.

You can dance at an Iron Maiden concert, you can take your shirt off at an Iron Maiden and you can get drunk at an Iron Maiden concert, but doing all three at once is not something we advise.

This one’s pretty fresh — it was just posted last week and for us constitutes a kind of Breaking Concert Dance News. Dude entertains the crowd, which is waiting for Lady Gaga. Yep, the Michael Jackson revival is still in full swing.

This takes place before a Journey concert. Our hero dances in the aisles to entertain, relieving the pre-show boredom and loosening his own joints. You could make fun if you like, but this is much better than any Journey that doesn’t include Steve Perry.

It’s a Nickelback concert. Somebody had to provide the entertainment.

Our first user-submitted video comes from Gissela, who tells us that the girl in this video was danced upon for so long that she finally left soon after this video was shot. Clue to concert dancers near and far: when the girl stops dancing and sits down, it is time for you to join her.