It’s not intentional that we keep posting videos of people dancing at Lady Gaga concerts, but apparently that’s the only concert people seem to be going to and where they all dance. At least this one has a painful-looking face-first floor flop. Enjoy that! It’s at around 0:32.

If a patch of grass survives it when you do a dance like this on it, the grass will love you with all its grass heart and you will be grassmates forever and ever.

The shame in this is not that she falls in front of Lady Gaga’s big audience, but that this is after the second time she got up there, having fallen the first time as well.

Sometimes we wonder if the Jonas Brothers look out into the audience before a show, see stuff like this going on and say, “Nuh uh, no way. We are NOT going out there. Those girls are crazy and they will tear us into tiny bits with their energy.” That probably never happens, but it doesn’t stop us from imagining that.

These ladies are having a great time even if the guys around them aren’t. Next time, ladies, leave those dudes at home.

These girl’s hips are saying, “Girl, you look good!” LIARS!

I like the part where she walks off in mid-dance, offers up the hand and says, “That is enough. I am through with all of this and moving on to bigger and better things.” And the other two guys are like, “Huh. Boobs.” That is an artistic statement RIGHT THERE!

She got eyes of the milky kind,
And if she danced in rain,
I’d have to stand real far away,
Or get elbowed in my brain.

Is it dancing if there’s absolutely no chance that you’ll spill the drink out your cup and you’re holding a conversation while you’re doing it? We’re on the fence about whether it’s really dancing, but we know there has to be some name for it.

Little-known fact: Springsteen is huge in the white-T-shirt-wearing rabbit community.