Tag: outdoor concerts
So Good You Have To Watch It From Two Angles
by Concert Dancer on Aug.11, 2010, under Drinky-drinky, Hard To Watch, No Shame
For the first time, we bring you STEREO PEOPLE DANCING AT CONCERTS VISION! A dance so powerful, so important, so mindblowing that you will see it from two different perspectives!
One woman. Multiple hops. Two videos. Two legs and arms. One massive beat (made up of a lot of individual beats). One music break and A Capella breakdown. At least six shimmies. Three WOOs!
You cannot count the value we are bringing to you with mere numbers! You have to feel this. Uh… dawg?
You are welcome, Internet!
University Truth
by Concert Dancer on Aug.06, 2010, under Mass Dancing, No Shame
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by Concert Dancer on Aug.03, 2010, under Hard To Watch, Interesting Attire, No Shame
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by Concert Dancer on Jul.26, 2010, under Hard To Watch, Mass Dancing
Sometimes a musical group will put out its own videos of fans dancing at its own concerts. Sometimes those videos have a lot of people sitting in chairs watching. Such is the case with the band BluzBenders, which as you can see, is rocking parts of Missouri.
Triple-Landscape Man
by Concert Dancer on Jul.12, 2010, under Interesting Attire, No Shame
This one won’t seem like much unless you skip ahead or stick with it until about 2:21 when the true glory of this video becomes evident.
You have to be patient with these things sometimes.
Trying To Get Something Going Here
by Concert Dancer on Jul.09, 2010, under Skillz
These things take effort sometimes. Dancing at a concert in a way that’s worth the attention doesn’t just happen. You gotta start small, get some moves going, start up the cyclone with a little lawnmower pull-cable action.
So… uh… is anybody watching yet? Should I funk it up harder?
The Sandal Dance
by Concert Dancer on Jun.04, 2010, under Drinky-drinky, Hard To Watch, Interesting Attire
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by Concert Dancer on Jun.03, 2010, under Interesting Attire, No Shame, Skillz
You thought you got a good laugh at this guy at the festival, calling him “Cletus” and “Jim Varney” and trying to read the back of his tie-dyed shirt. When he left early, you joked that he was going to fix a carburetor for the Dukes of Hazzard and then make some moonshine for Tom Petty.
Who was laughing hardest when you got home late and found him in bed with your mother in a twisted mass of sunburned limbs and hair?
Who was laughing then?
Summer Tip: Protect Your Neck
by Concert Dancer on May.26, 2010, under Interesting Attire
All too often, during the hot summer outdoor concert season, exhibitionists forget to protect their tender neck backs while standing out from the crowd. Why not wear a head-shirt with extra-long sleeves? You’ll protect not just your neck, but your burn-prone shoulder bone-skin and your in-love-with-dancing handles. You can thank us later when you’re not lying on a bed with unsightly skin-cancer bills!
Stay safe!
You Gotta Have Heart
by Concert Dancer on May.24, 2010, under No Shame
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