You WISH you can dance that well with a dog in your arm when you’re that age.

We know dudes who wear tutus, carry giant rainbow umbrellas and jump around like they’ve got itchy-ass are looking for attention. We know this.

But maybe, just maybe, he deserves that 21 seconds of your attention. Why not just give it to him, let him do his umbrella dance, and then be on your merry way? Who knows? Guy might have some good ‘shrooms on him and he might be in a sharing mood.

Our week of Austin City Limits Fest ends on a wistful note as mud-trekkers made the most of the festival’s last day with a sweet little umbrella dance. You kids stay dry out there.

It’s best to enjoy the good things in life while they last because, in most cases, they walk away just when you start to get your groove on. (This bit of wisdom is suitable for framing, or at least stitching on a very comfortable pillow.)

You may laugh, but this is actually the president of Norway. He takes pride in his appearance. You really ought to open your mind, you silly American.