“You think you’re gonna live another, 60, 70, 80 years? Well, I tell you what. My BELLY is gonna outlive the lot of you! Just look at this thing. Jesus, just check out the hair and the roundness and how it moves to the music. How can something this beautiful ever die? I’ll tell you, buddy. IT CAN’T.”

You don’t associate bright flashing lights without outdoor festivals, but screw it, it’s LCD Soundsystem. EVERYBODY DANCE!

This week, we’re posting fresh new dance videos from the weekend’s Austin City Limits Festival. If you have any we should add from this year’s Fest, just drop us an e-mail and let us know where to find it. For now, enjoy this shirtless man-boy dancing his ass off to Girl Talk.

We didn’t know there was such a meme as Guile’s theme from Street Fighter being mashed up with random videos but we fully support the effort. Well done, Internet.

We live with shame every day. Screw living with it at a Cypress Hill concert, too.

Masks off! Shirts off! Glasses and crazy hair on!

Shit’s about to get freaky and it’s about to get real.

Like really real.

You don’t have to be a famous Portuguese soccer player to look good when you dance at a concert, but goddamned if it doesn’t help.

All too often, during the hot summer outdoor concert season, exhibitionists forget to protect their tender neck backs while standing out from the crowd. Why not wear a head-shirt with extra-long sleeves? You’ll protect not just your neck, but your burn-prone shoulder bone-skin and your in-love-with-dancing handles. You can thank us later when you’re not lying on a bed with unsightly skin-cancer bills!

Stay safe!

This will stick with you the entire weekend. We promise.

A lot of videos like this we think are purely schtick. It’s not really a person losing himself in the moment of a concert’s music, but some dickweed trying to get cheap laughs in front of a crowd by overplaying his own dorkiness.

But then, on mornings like today, we don’t really care. We post the video anyway. Well played, shirtless guy at Eddie Money concert.

The only failure in concert dancing is not going all the way with it.

This guy is a failure.