We were not aware of Festival Guy until a reader named Knile tipped us off to him, but now we can’t get him out of our mind. He’s the pride of Rochester, but also of our hearts. Does this guy have moves or what? If we could get away with this, we’d grow out a white beard, take off our shirts and do that shit RIGHT NOW. Yes, in the cold. RIGHT NOW.

Who will win? When dick thrusts battle against the staid moves of the golf community, no one wins, not even in this looser post-Tiger era. All we have is collateral damage.

You can dance at an Iron Maiden concert, you can take your shirt off at an Iron Maiden and you can get drunk at an Iron Maiden concert, but doing all three at once is not something we advise.

You’ve heard of being “Hopped up on goofballs,” right? This guy is hopped up on himself. BECAUSE HE IS A GOOFBALL!

You may laugh, but this is actually the president of Norway. He takes pride in his appearance. You really ought to open your mind, you silly American.

The reason this video is sideways is that if it were presented upright, your optic nerves could not handle the shirtless, love-handled glory of this gentleman. Sure, you can try tilting your head and viewing it that way, but we take no responsibility for any damage to your eyes. Ironically, it’s Frankie Valli singing, but we can’t take our eyes off this guy.

When I was two years old and did this in diapers for attention, I was ignored. Now I do it in jeans and they LOVE me! Life is sweet.

This is the absolute best-case scenario we will ever see in the videos we present on this site. When someone gets up at a concert and dances alone, this is exactly what they imagine will happen. It never does. Except this one, amazing time.