“We were all like, ‘Who’s that kid with the racing stripes on his jacket’ and the kid started moving and his moves said, ‘THAT’S who the kid with the racing stripes on his jacket is.’
“None of us could argue with that, so we just watched and hooted and praised his name, which we did not know.”
– Stunned onlooker who declined to give his name
You! Teens who are so young and full of life and not yet beaten down by the weight of the world!
Look upon these two. Do not laugh. Do not mock. Do not cruelly film it on your cell phone and put it on YouTube.
Because once you are 35, this is the coolest you will possibly be. This is it. The ceiling. You will be lucky to be this cool when you are 35.
Now spend the next 20 or so years haunted by that thought.
Sometimes we wonder if the Jonas Brothers look out into the audience before a show, see stuff like this going on and say, “Nuh uh, no way. We are NOT going out there. Those girls are crazy and they will tear us into tiny bits with their energy.” That probably never happens, but it doesn’t stop us from imagining that.